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Fathers Day
Likes tractors | Cuts down trees with chainsaw | Likes old carsShakespearean Greeting 1: Though tractors may plow and chainsaws may fell, 'tis a father's love that makes a house a home, and his love that makes a heart swell.Greeting 2: Though old cars may rust and tractors may break, 'tis a father's love that makes a family strong, and his love that makes a heart ache.Greeting 3: Though chainsaws may cut and old cars may stall, 'tis a father's love that makes a life complete, and his love that makes us all.Greeting 4: Though tractors may toil and old cars may drive, 'tis a father's love that makes a life worth living, and his love that makes us thrive.Greeting 5: Though chainsaws may roar and tractors may roll, 'tis a father's love that makes a heart whole, and his love that makes us whole.
Likes tractors | Cuts down trees with chainsaw | Likes old carsShakespearean Greeting 1: Though tractors may plow and chainsaws may fell, 'tis a father's love that makes a house a home, and his love that makes a heart swell.Greeting 2: Though old cars may rust and tractors may break, 'tis a father's love that makes a family strong, and his love that makes a heart ache.Greeting 3: Though chainsaws may cut and old cars may stall, 'tis a father's love that makes a life complete, and his love that makes us all.Greeting 4: Though tractors may toil and old cars may drive, 'tis a father's love that makes a life worth living, and his love that makes us thrive.Greeting 5: Though chainsaws may roar and tractors may roll, 'tis a father's love that makes a heart whole, and his love that makes us whole.
Birthday
28 | Loves cars | Plays basketballFunny, Cheeky and Rude Greeting 1: Happy 28th Birthday! You're getting so old, you'll need a car to get around soon!Greeting 2: Happy Birthday! You're 28 now, so you can finally rent a car without being charged extra!Greeting 3: Happy Birthday! You're 28 now, so you can finally play basketball without being called a kid!Greeting 4: Happy Birthday! You're 28 now, so you can finally rent a car and drive to the basketball court!Greeting 5: Happy Birthday! You're 28 now, so you can finally rent a car and drive to the pub!
28 | Loves cars | Plays basketballFunny, Cheeky and Rude Greeting 1: Happy 28th Birthday! You're getting so old, you'll need a car to get around soon!Greeting 2: Happy Birthday! You're 28 now, so you can finally rent a car without being charged extra!Greeting 3: Happy Birthday! You're 28 now, so you can finally play basketball without being called a kid!Greeting 4: Happy Birthday! You're 28 now, so you can finally rent a car and drive to the basketball court!Greeting 5: Happy Birthday! You're 28 now, so you can finally rent a car and drive to the pub!
Birthday
34 years ol | Loves cats | Loves beer | Making objects from wood | Best friendFunny, Cheeky and Rude Greeting 1: Happy 34th Birthday! You're officially old enough to know better, but still young enough to get away with it!Greeting 2: Happy Birthday! Here's to another year of making objects from wood, drinking beer and cuddling cats!Greeting 3: Happy Birthday! You're not just another year older, you're another year wiser... and more handsome!Greeting 4: Happy Birthday! Here's to another year of being the best friend anyone could ask for!Greeting 5: Happy Birthday! Here's to another year of being the same age as your best friend, so you can still share the same jokes!
34 years ol | Loves cats | Loves beer | Making objects from wood | Best friendFunny, Cheeky and Rude Greeting 1: Happy 34th Birthday! You're officially old enough to know better, but still young enough to get away with it!Greeting 2: Happy Birthday! Here's to another year of making objects from wood, drinking beer and cuddling cats!Greeting 3: Happy Birthday! You're not just another year older, you're another year wiser... and more handsome!Greeting 4: Happy Birthday! Here's to another year of being the best friend anyone could ask for!Greeting 5: Happy Birthday! Here's to another year of being the same age as your best friend, so you can still share the same jokes!
Birthday
30 years old | Likes fine dining | Is an opthalmologist | Has a mortgage for an apartment | Just submitted a thesisFunny, Cheeky and Rude Greeting 1: Happy 30th Birthday! You've achieved so much already - a mortgage, a thesis, and an opthalmologist degree! Now it's time to celebrate with some fine dining!Greeting 2: 30 years old and still going strong! Here's to another 30 years of success, mortgage payments, and delicious meals!Greeting 3: You've done it! You've made it to 30 and you've got the mortgage to prove it! Here's to a lifetime of fine dining and thesis writing!Greeting 4: Happy Birthday! You've made it to 30 and you've got the mortgage to show for it! Now it's time to celebrate with some fine dining and a few glasses of bubbly!Greeting 5: 30 years old and still going strong! Here's to another 30 years of success, mortgage payments, and delicious meals!
30 years old | Likes fine dining | Is an opthalmologist | Has a mortgage for an apartment | Just submitted a thesisFunny, Cheeky and Rude Greeting 1: Happy 30th Birthday! You've achieved so much already - a mortgage, a thesis, and an opthalmologist degree! Now it's time to celebrate with some fine dining!Greeting 2: 30 years old and still going strong! Here's to another 30 years of success, mortgage payments, and delicious meals!Greeting 3: You've done it! You've made it to 30 and you've got the mortgage to prove it! Here's to a lifetime of fine dining and thesis writing!Greeting 4: Happy Birthday! You've made it to 30 and you've got the mortgage to show for it! Now it's time to celebrate with some fine dining and a few glasses of bubbly!Greeting 5: 30 years old and still going strong! Here's to another 30 years of success, mortgage payments, and delicious meals!
Congratulations
New job | Working in london | Going to be flying all over the world | Earning lots of money | Going to probably end up owner there own companyFunny, Cheeky and Rude Greeting 1: Congrats on the new job! Now you can finally afford to buy a London flat and fill it with all the things you can't actually afford!Greeting 2: You're going to be flying all over the world? Well, at least you won't have to worry about getting to work on time!Greeting 3: Earning lots of money? You'd better start saving now, because you're going to need it when you become the owner of your own company!Greeting 4: Congrats on the new job! Now you can finally afford to buy a London flat and fill it with all the things you can't actually afford!Greeting 5: You're going to be flying all over the world? Well, at least you won't have to worry about getting to work on time!
New job | Working in london | Going to be flying all over the world | Earning lots of money | Going to probably end up owner there own companyFunny, Cheeky and Rude Greeting 1: Congrats on the new job! Now you can finally afford to buy a London flat and fill it with all the things you can't actually afford!Greeting 2: You're going to be flying all over the world? Well, at least you won't have to worry about getting to work on time!Greeting 3: Earning lots of money? You'd better start saving now, because you're going to need it when you become the owner of your own company!Greeting 4: Congrats on the new job! Now you can finally afford to buy a London flat and fill it with all the things you can't actually afford!Greeting 5: You're going to be flying all over the world? Well, at least you won't have to worry about getting to work on time!
Valentines Day
18 years old | Loves football | Loves carsUrban Slang Greeting 1: Yo, my dude! You're the king of the pitch and the road. Happy Valentine's Day!Greeting 2: Happy V-Day, my G! You're the man when it comes to football and cars.Greeting 3: Happy Valentine's Day, my bro! You're the best when it comes to football and cars.Greeting 4: Happy Valentine's Day, my dude! You're the king of the pitch and the road.Greeting 5: Happy V-Day, my G! You're the man when it comes to football and cars. Keep it real!
18 years old | Loves football | Loves carsUrban Slang Greeting 1: Yo, my dude! You're the king of the pitch and the road. Happy Valentine's Day!Greeting 2: Happy V-Day, my G! You're the man when it comes to football and cars.Greeting 3: Happy Valentine's Day, my bro! You're the best when it comes to football and cars.Greeting 4: Happy Valentine's Day, my dude! You're the king of the pitch and the road.Greeting 5: Happy V-Day, my G! You're the man when it comes to football and cars. Keep it real!